Confessions Of A Recovering Wretch
got this in my thing

TAG. YOU’RE IT. The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten favourite blogs and tell them they are it~

1. I have a dog named Meri, We spoon sometimes.

2. Over all (not including re-dos) I’ve had ten piercings on my face

3. I have 8 siblings but only talk to four of them on a regular basis.

 4. I brush my teeth twice in the morning because I get out of bed, go brush my teeth then  go back to bed and brush them when I get up again later.

5. I still live with my mommy and sister and I’m not ashamed at all, we stick together because we love each other.


count-your-last-blessings:

how could you ever punk elijah wood he’s so lovely and precious look at his sad face

He is so polite!

I just fell back in love with Elijah Wood <3

(Source: matiasfranco)

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

Thank you for being you!

The Boy Detective Fails: The Creature.

mmattoid:

A creature crawls and drags itself around my yard at night.

It hisses as it shifts its weight from one side to the other and back again, pulling it closer and closer to the window under which I slumber.

Louder and louder it roars as it approaches my should be sleeping form.

I hear its breath…

pure genius <3

Tag, You’re It!

Rule 1: Post the Rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

  1. what’s your favorite show from your childhood?
    Uuuhhh it’s hard to pick between The Animaniacs and Freakazoid…
  2. that one ship that just makes you squeak happily?
    Right now that would be Thorinduil.
  3. what made you sign up to tumblr?
    Ruspring said “hey u shud make a tumblr” and I said “whatever betch, I do what I want” and then I made one.
  4. best movie of 2012?
    Um um um please don’t make me choose between The Avengers and The Hobbit.
  5. where do you buy most of your clothes at?
    BUY clothes? Aha ahahaaha, ahahahahahaaaaahaaaa *pterodactyl noise*   Probably Ross.
  6. what is your favorite piece of clothing?
    My red jeans.
  7. what would be your dream job?
    Novelist
  8. if you could travel anywhere where would you go?
    Real places or anywhere-anywhere? Because New Zealand ooorrrr 221b Baker Street
  9. if you could travel anytime when would you go?
    Hmmmm, I’d go back in time to meet CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien
  10. pizza or hamburger?
    Depends on mah moooood
  11. would you ever shave all your hair off?
    Nope. I don’t have the face for it and I have an unhealthy attachment to my hair. 

My Questions:

1. What’s your name?


Heather Bechtol

2. What’s your quest?


I wish I knew

3. What’s your favorite color?


Purple and turquoise

4. Y u a bitch?


cuz my mama raised me

5. What was your first OTP?

Chichiri and Tasuki from Fushigi Yuugi

6. When did you first realize that fandom had devoured your life?


It hasn’t, fandom isn’t really my thing. I don’t get excited about anything.

7. Did you sigh when fond memory when you answered #6?


hahah yeah sure

8. Will I ever find love?


will you? yeah probably 

9. If you could send a warning to yourself ten years in the past, what would you say?


STOP EATING!! DEAR GOD! STAAAHP!!! STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME WILLIAMS! Don’t go to Pasteur, that school blows big dirty dick.

10. Did it have to do with your current lack of a social life?

nope, I’m a butterfly

11. If you have ten cookies, and little Jimmy takes five cookies, how many years will you spend in prison for breaking his hand when he tried to steal from you?

is Jimmy underage?



My Questions:


1. How often do you masturbate?

2. What’s your relationship with your mother like?

3. How many different social sites are you on?

4. What’s the nastiest thing you would consider eating if you were starving to death and it was the only thing to eat?

5. Have you ever seen The Mighty Boosh?

6. Howard Moon is dead sexy. No question there, it’s just fact.

7. If you could kill one person and get away with it, who would you kill?

8. Have you ever put Elmer’s glue on stuff just so you could peel it off once it dried?

9. Donald Glover, Edward Norton, Seth Rogan:
eat one, sleep in the same bed as one every night for the rest of your life(no marriage necessary), Give one a puppy just so you could go back and steal it later. GO!

10. What time is it?

11. If you could skidoo like blue, would you? and which picture would you most want to skidoo to?

got this in my thing TAG. YOU’RE IT. The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten favourite blogs and tell them they are it~ 1. I have a dog named Meri, We spoon sometimes. 2. Over all (not including re-dos) I’ve had ten piercings on my face 3. I have 8 siblings but only talk to four of them on a regular basis.  4. I brush my teeth twice in the morning because I get out of bed, go brush my teeth then  go back to bed and brush them when I get up again later. 5. I still live with my mommy and sister and I’m not ashamed at all, we stick together because we love each other.

got this in my thing

TAG. YOU’RE IT. The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten favourite blogs and tell them they are it~

1. I have a dog named Meri, We spoon sometimes.

2. Over all (not including re-dos) I’ve had ten piercings on my face

3. I have 8 siblings but only talk to four of them on a regular basis.

 4. I brush my teeth twice in the morning because I get out of bed, go brush my teeth then  go back to bed and brush them when I get up again later.

5. I still live with my mommy and sister and I’m not ashamed at all, we stick together because we love each other.

anothercleverjedimindtrick: Thank you for being you!

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

Thank you for being you!

The Boy Detective Fails: The Creature. →
 Dinner &lt;3 Salmon, grilled asparagus, mushrooms, white rice with lemon. AAAAAH YEEEAH
skyc4stles: bludgeoner: this is true, cats, or any other pet in general, don’t care at all about what you do, you can be a homicidal friendless person that hates everyone and wants to see everyone dead, and that cat will still love you no matter what. humans? they’d push you away and say you need “mental help” or that “you’re sick”, but pets will always be there for you. my cat does this a lot. even if im crying at a movie  &#8221;hi, I&#8217;m a murderer, but my cat still loves me even though I&#8217;m mentally ill :D &#8221;
howtherainpours: I think a lot of people need to see this. - And feel it.
Tag, You’re It! Rule 1: Post the Rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them what’s your favorite show from your childhood? Uuuhhh it’s hard to pick between The Animaniacs and Freakazoid… that one ship that just makes you squeak happily? Right now that would be Thorinduil. what made you sign up to tumblr? Ruspring said “hey u shud make a tumblr” and I said “whatever betch, I do what I want” and then I made one. best movie of 2012? Um um um please don’t make me choose between The Avengers and The Hobbit. where do you buy most of your clothes at? BUY clothes? Aha ahahaaha, ahahahahahaaaaahaaaa *pterodactyl noise*   Probably Ross. what is your favorite piece of clothing? My red jeans. what would be your dream job? Novelist if you could travel anywhere where would you go? Real places or anywhere-anywhere? Because New Zealand ooorrrr 221b Baker Street if you could travel anytime when would you go? Hmmmm, I’d go back in time to meet CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien pizza or hamburger? Depends on mah moooood would you ever shave all your hair off? Nope. I don’t have the face for it and I have an unhealthy attachment to my hair.  My Questions: 1. What’s your name? Heather Bechtol 2. What’s your quest? I wish I knew 3. What’s your favorite color? Purple and turquoise 4. Y u a bitch? cuz my mama raised me 5. What was your first OTP? Chichiri and Tasuki from Fushigi Yuugi 6. When did you first realize that fandom had devoured your life? It hasn’t, fandom isn’t really my thing. I don’t get excited about anything. 7. Did you sigh when fond memory when you answered #6? hahah yeah sure 8. Will I ever find love? will you? yeah probably  9. If you could send a warning to yourself ten years in the past, what would you say? STOP EATING!! DEAR GOD! STAAAHP!!! STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME WILLIAMS! Don’t go to Pasteur, that school blows big dirty dick. 10. Did it have to do with your current lack of a social life? nope, I’m a butterfly 11. If you have ten cookies, and little Jimmy takes five cookies, how many years will you spend in prison for breaking his hand when he tried to steal from you? is Jimmy underage? My Questions: 1. How often do you masturbate? 2. What’s your relationship with your mother like? 3. How many different social sites are you on? 4. What’s the nastiest thing you would consider eating if you were starving to death and it was the only thing to eat? 5. Have you ever seen The Mighty Boosh? 6. Howard Moon is dead sexy. No question there, it’s just fact. 7. If you could kill one person and get away with it, who would you kill? 8. Have you ever put Elmer’s glue on stuff just so you could peel it off once it dried? 9. Donald Glover, Edward Norton, Seth Rogan: eat one, sleep in the same bed as one every night for the rest of your life(no marriage necessary), Give one a puppy just so you could go back and steal it later. GO! 10. What time is it? 11. If you could skidoo like blue, would you? and which picture would you most want to skidoo to?
Tag, You’re It!

Rule 1: Post the Rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

  1. what’s your favorite show from your childhood?
    Uuuhhh it’s hard to pick between The Animaniacs and Freakazoid…
  2. that one ship that just makes you squeak happily?
    Right now that would be Thorinduil.
  3. what made you sign up to tumblr?
    Ruspring said “hey u shud make a tumblr” and I said “whatever betch, I do what I want” and then I made one.
  4. best movie of 2012?
    Um um um please don’t make me choose between The Avengers and The Hobbit.
  5. where do you buy most of your clothes at?
    BUY clothes? Aha ahahaaha, ahahahahahaaaaahaaaa *pterodactyl noise*   Probably Ross.
  6. what is your favorite piece of clothing?
    My red jeans.
  7. what would be your dream job?
    Novelist
  8. if you could travel anywhere where would you go?
    Real places or anywhere-anywhere? Because New Zealand ooorrrr 221b Baker Street
  9. if you could travel anytime when would you go?
    Hmmmm, I’d go back in time to meet CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien
  10. pizza or hamburger?
    Depends on mah moooood
  11. would you ever shave all your hair off?
    Nope. I don’t have the face for it and I have an unhealthy attachment to my hair. 

My Questions:

1. What’s your name?


Heather Bechtol

2. What’s your quest?


I wish I knew

3. What’s your favorite color?


Purple and turquoise

4. Y u a bitch?


cuz my mama raised me

5. What was your first OTP?

Chichiri and Tasuki from Fushigi Yuugi

6. When did you first realize that fandom had devoured your life?


It hasn’t, fandom isn’t really my thing. I don’t get excited about anything.

7. Did you sigh when fond memory when you answered #6?


hahah yeah sure

8. Will I ever find love?


will you? yeah probably 

9. If you could send a warning to yourself ten years in the past, what would you say?


STOP EATING!! DEAR GOD! STAAAHP!!! STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME WILLIAMS! Don’t go to Pasteur, that school blows big dirty dick.

10. Did it have to do with your current lack of a social life?

nope, I’m a butterfly

11. If you have ten cookies, and little Jimmy takes five cookies, how many years will you spend in prison for breaking his hand when he tried to steal from you?

is Jimmy underage?



My Questions:


1. How often do you masturbate?

2. What’s your relationship with your mother like?

3. How many different social sites are you on?

4. What’s the nastiest thing you would consider eating if you were starving to death and it was the only thing to eat?

5. Have you ever seen The Mighty Boosh?

6. Howard Moon is dead sexy. No question there, it’s just fact.

7. If you could kill one person and get away with it, who would you kill?

8. Have you ever put Elmer’s glue on stuff just so you could peel it off once it dried?

9. Donald Glover, Edward Norton, Seth Rogan:
eat one, sleep in the same bed as one every night for the rest of your life(no marriage necessary), Give one a puppy just so you could go back and steal it later. GO!

10. What time is it?

11. If you could skidoo like blue, would you? and which picture would you most want to skidoo to?
Got my tongue pierced today with my sister &lt;3
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