Confessions Of A Recovering Wretch

differentkindofweird:

sharkeishaa:

My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result

Brilliant.

(Source: splashyfishh)


rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

black-quadrant:

surround yourself with people who

  • praise you because they mean it
  • don’t want anything but your company
  • do their best to understand you
  • you feel like you can confront if you need to
  • (know they can confront you lovingly in turn)
  • make you feel comfortable
  • stick with you through good and bad times
  • are positive influences on your everyday life
Ugh when you point out that Spongebob USED to be good and someone argues that it still is. I hate you.
When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.
David Levithan  (via fabulousbitch69)

(Source: simply-quotes)

machistado:

This makes me so happy. 
funkies:

facts tho
black-quadrant: surround yourself with people who praise you because they mean it don’t want anything but your company do their best to understand you you feel like you can confront if you need to (know they can confront you lovingly in turn) make you feel comfortable stick with you through good and bad times are positive influences on your everyday life

black-quadrant:

surround yourself with people who

  • praise you because they mean it
  • don’t want anything but your company
  • do their best to understand you
  • you feel like you can confront if you need to
  • (know they can confront you lovingly in turn)
  • make you feel comfortable
  • stick with you through good and bad times
  • are positive influences on your everyday life
Ugh when you point out that Spongebob USED to be good and someone argues that it still is. I hate you.

Ugh when you point out that Spongebob USED to be good and someone argues that it still is. I hate you.

meme-rage:

Remember when Spongebob had clever writing?http://meme-rage.tumblr.com
“When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.”